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We went to Etura/Etara/Etar depending on where you read about it. It's a little historical type of museum village where people do stuff the way they did a long time ago.
With water power! There's this lathe that's powered by water flowing through a log placed vertically above some type of watermill which is connected to a spinny-type device. The artisan sits on a wooden guide with a sharp tool at the end and carves stuff (plates/bowls) out of wood.
We accidentally got in for free, too. We just kept looking for the ticket booth and realized we were inside.
We also went to a town called Gabrovo, not really to go see the town, but to get to Etura. We did walk around a bit though. There was a museum of humor and satire I wanted to go to that I saw on the news. Yay news!
The humor museum was...funny! harhar. I liked the third floor best, if you ever happen to go. There were a bunch of one frame cartoons and funny photographs. There was some sort of theme throughout the museum about eggs with faucets in them that I didn't understand, though.
The first floor was full of little funny sayings that people from Gabrovo apparently use or say about themselves. They're apparently thrifty and their town logo so to speak is a cat with scissors about to cut off its tail - in a stylistic way. It's on all the town maps and brochures. So there's this saying that if you cut off the tail of your cat, you'll be able to close the door faster thus saving heat and cool on winter and summer respectively, and that's where the image comes from.
Tanning salons are called Solar Studios. wouldn't that be a great name for a tanning salon?
We saw the lights at Tsaravets. At night sometimes there's a sound and light show up on this hill where kings used to live (isn't that amazing?) There were these giant lasers that seemed to go on forever in the sky and colored lights flash along the walls. It was pretty.
There's a vehicle I see a lot that I really like. It's the Mercedes A-series. It's kinda like a Smart fortwo, but accomodates four, maybe five small, people. So obviously it's longer than the fortwo.
I had a dream last night. John Redcorn was in it. I was talking about american indians and he came in the room and used that line from Waynes world that Alice Cooper says about Milwaukee. Then I dreamt there was a person who looked like me that lived in a basement in downtown austin, controling my body through a periscope-like device as it moves about the planet.
She drank coffee all day and was really cranky.
When i woke up i had a hard time convincing myself none of it happened.
There's this ad campaign for chevrolet around and the tag is "one big plus!"
Because the chevy symbol looks like a plus sign!
Pretty cute.
I tried to order a white russian at a cocktail bar. They didn't know what it was.
I was sad. :(
There's a sign outside some bar that says 20 shots = 6 lv. which is less than four bucks!! wooooow!
I just realized today that the calendars have sunday and saturday together on the right end, so this whole time I've had the days mixed up.
Since I'm a bit oblivious about a lot of stuff, I keep accidentally getting free things. I went to the post office to buy stamps and I was pretty sure I heard the cashier say 4lv. I gave her a five and she gave me one back. Then as I was putting stamps on everything later, I noticed there were ten .4lv stamps and ten 1lv stamps. So it was supposed to be 14lv but I only heard 4 and somehow the cashier didn't notice either. It was weird, but hey, I got free stamps. It costs about a dollar to mail something anywhere in the world.
I'm an oddity here with my habit of drinking milk. It seems when you say milk, people assume you mean yogurt, since yogurt is a bulgarian thing. So you have to say fresh milk if you mean liquid milk. There aren't any containers of milk larger than half a liter, which is good because I won't ever have the milk go bad, but its bad because I have to keep getting more milk! I used to think grocery shopping twice a week was a lot...
June 7th
Went out alone to window shop. Pretended to be german.
The good singer from music idol, Nevena, won! yay!
We went out with some people to a fancy expensive hotel restaurant, so I just got some beer, and then later went to a different cafe to have pizza and guess what was in the drink menu!!!
Byal Rusnak!
Translation: White Russian.
I was happy.
It cost about 3lv or about $1.75
so i drank it and felt fine until i tried to stand up.
then we went(stumbled) and bought a giant bottle of coffee liqueur for 4lv.
June 8th
Looked for guys shorts, which is practically impossible. They're all long! debated on whether or not to get some flashy fake versace pants (didn't)
Memory recall is weird. I sometimes search for a word and the only thing that comes to mind is german or spanish. It's hella annoying and all day i kept asking for "kurz pantalones"
Some interesting fashion is around here. halter overalls, suspenders, boots that are partially unzipped to show the contrasting lining, pointy toed stiletto denim boots with jeans tucked in so it looks like a one piece shoe-pants thing, shirts that are open in the back, lots and lots of applique all over the place.
Mullets seem quite popular. I've seen many on guys and girls.
Severe mullets. Deliberate mullets.
This one style of guy's haircut looks like the guy got his hair frosted and then got a mohawk, but doesn't spike it up. Another style is short with a rattail that's bleached. Mind you, these aren't super popular, but I've seen a good handful of people with them.
And there's a car (maybe multiple cars) that have novelty horns that play la cucarracha!
June 10 -
Massive summer storm. All day it was super hot, then there were dark clouds in the distance just like in the movies. The wind blew cold and big fat drops came out of the sky. It was surreal. The sky got all dark and it rained like I've rarely seen. Then it got really cold.
We set up an old bed in the grape vines at the village to tan on. There's a little shadey spot for milena to play.
June 11 -
George Bush was here for about twenty hours. Well not "here" but in Sofia. I was really worried he'd say something stupid but thankfully it was dubbed so I didn't have to go through the pain of listening to him speak.
Things I don't miss:
-Mexican soap operas....because they have them here! Isn't that great?
-Expensive cocktails/alcohol
Things I miss:
-Limes
-The song "coffee and TV" by blur
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Now it is July. Almost a week into July, too.
Sometimes I flip through channels and happen upon a movie. I watch it for a bit and then decide to wait for commercials to flip channels and to figure out what I'm watching. However, there aren't any commercials!
So I've seen the last half of many movies that I have no idea what they are. So I'll list them and see if you can figure it out.
Movie 1:
it's half in russia, half in chicago. The main character is a russian dude, about 5'1"
He goes to chicago looking for a russian prostitute, apparently to rescue. She has a shaved head and is called "snowflake"
He seems to stay in an abandoned building and builds a one-time use gun out of wood, a metal pipe, some nails, and gunpowder.
Movie 2:
A woman (famous actress who was in 80s calvin klein ads when she was 15 but i forgot her name) i think is a lawyer or prosecuter or something. The antagonist is a woman who kidnaps 80s calvin model's little girl and is pretty much psycho.
Movie 3:
A woman with a sing-song voice. Scenes of her talking about her life with a therapist as if it's a dream. Her name was Betsy. She is living with a married couple, the wife is a parapalegic and deaf. The man is deaf. But it turns out that neither of them are actually deaf but pretending, and neither of them know the other is pretending.
The husband whose name is Lloyd says he left his old wife and crippled children, taking all their money, 40,000USD, going to school, changing his name so they can't find him. The protagonist says "well we can just win back that money from a game show" so they go on this show called "your mother or your wife" and win 100,000 cash.
It's christmas. A man shows up at the door where he finds a bottle of champagne labeled "from santa"
The man turns out to be Betsy's husband, who she was completely shocked to see. There is confusion, he pours champagne. The parapalegic wife, betsys husband, an betsy all get a glass of champagne, the other man doesn't drink. Betsy clings glasses so hard, her glass breaks, but the others drink. Then they start feeling sick, the woman vomits blood, the man collapses in a seizure.
Betsy and Lloyd get scared and run off, then I have to go do something so I don't get to see the rest.
Movie 4:
A therapist who works at a mental hospital. He has a patient who claims to be the devil. The therapist is very full of himself and believes himself to be the smartest, best doctor there ever was, that he can cure anyone. You find out his daughter Briana killed herself when she was 7 by jumping off a high place. She was apparently schizo and he had tried to cure her without medication. The wife subsequently died. Both of them occasionally pop up in ghost form and the doctor talks to them. There is a movie crew filming the doctor as part of a documentary and they think it's great when the shrink starts acting like one of the patients.
There is a recurring conversation between the patient who thinks he's satan and the doctor about how the doctor does not believe in god.
At the end of the movie, the doctor apparently goes to hell where he continues to repeat "But I'm a good man! But i'm a good man!"
This movie seemed to have the following messages:
Meds are good
Believe in god
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And now for a real update.
I can't remember when, but we went to Sofia for a bit. I seriously thought we were going to be there a few days just to get some paperwork done and it ended up taking forever, hiking along the twisted trail of beauacracy. Now Mila is a bulgarian citizen! She can work and live anywhere in the EU. Excellent.
We met some Bulgarians that we knew from austin, and met some parents of a new brother in law.
Went to Mt. Vitosha (a real mountain!), where i got both feet stuck in the mud and kept sinking the more i tried to pull them out. I'm soooo graceful. Hid out at a ski lodge and watched the rain.
Oooo went in a ski lift for the first time in my life, that was fun.
So we were staying with Tomi's aunt uncle, and three kids for quite a while. It was actually pretty fun unless the other kids were crying or trying to pull mila's nose off :)
A lot of the girls here have animal backpacks, so I was looking for one and finally found one I liked (a tiger!)
In Sofia we went to a jewler and got my grandmothers engagement ring resized to fit on my pinky. If I had to only wear one diamond, I'd wear it on my pinky. It's pretty tacky in an awesome way. Not that the sentimental-ity (if that's a word) is lost. It turns out the diamond is worth quite a bit.
Every day we walk around for five hours or more. I got funny tan lines from my shoes.
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So now we're back in Turnovo with Tomi's grandparents. They have an apartment in the town and a house in a village ten minutes outside of the town. Today Tomi and his grandparents stayed at the village while Mila and I went around Turnovo. I had a hundred american dollars that I needed to exchange so I went looking for an exchange place.
Went into it and the woman spent several minutes checking the bill, holding it up to a light, etc. etc. and then said she didn't like it and didn't want to take it!
So I left, and went to the exchange across the street, where they barely looked before handing me my bulgarian cash.
So I go along walking, feeling loaded. There's a stand of shades, prada and ray ban and gucci and chanel for ten lv. so I decide to go picking around for the best fakes. Chanel...
Seems to be summer sale week or something. I got some excellent deals on clothes I had previously wanted. Don't you love that?
In two days we are going to Primorsko on the seaside. We got a whole apartment rented out which should be great.
And that is the well past due news.
today is the 7th of july.